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If you’re older than a certain age, you probably said things like “Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about” to your kids, or you may have been a kid who heard phrases like that. There’s a social media trend currently where today’s gentler parents flex and show off by saying the first few words of phrases like this and invite their less traumatized children to guess, wildly and without succes, at how to finish the old menacing parental threats. Apparently, kids these days don’t get threatened near as much as we GenXers did. The trend reminded me, however, of a murderous joke going back to the 19th century about how to raise boys: the suggestion was to keep them in a wooden barrel and feed them through the bunghole until they reach adolescence, and then, for the welfare of everyone, it was thought best to drive the bung into the bunghole and seal up the barrel for good.

Fortunately, even the creepiest old memes can be remixed with beauty and repurposed into something sensual, as these photos from Good Girl at Kink.com prove.

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I assume — but I haven’t made the effort to verify — that this .gif comes from an old Water Bondage shoot at Kink.com. This is a lot more photogenic that waterboarding and probably nearly as effective in the long run:

Even though I wrote “cold water” in the post title for dramatic effect, in truth I think using buckets of warm water would be a lot more practical for a practicing sadist. Hypothermia will bring everybody’s fun to a close faster than any other aspect of this scene.

Update: MigMit in the comments recognized the shoot: It’s Dee Williams and her Big Wet Titties from 2011.

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Three rough men, one anal temptress like Kara Price, one skein of bondage rope: are these not the very ingredients of a good party?

From Life On Parole at Kink.com.

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Just how many big fat dildos can Sophia Burns manage to stuff into bound blonde Rebel Rhyder’s talented and elastic asshole?

Turns out that’s a trick question. This is from Foot Fucking Friends from Kink.com and it’s all just warmup for the fisting and foot insertion action.

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I’m not really into karaoke at all, but I did once read an amusing story about a BDSM club where karaoke night got pretty entertaining. In my imagination, it would have looked something like this:

Photo is from The Training Of Calico at Kink.com.

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In this 2005 shoot from Wired Pussy via Kink.com, Dana DeArmond is thoroughly ball-gagged and drooling down her chin:

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It used to be that no self-respecting BDSM kidnap scene was complete without a shot of Our Heroine tied up in the trunk of a big sedan. But this world is no longer as it was, and big sedans are getting mighty scarce. “Throw her in the back of the SUV” doesn’t work quite so well as fetish fuel; the psychodynamics just aren’t the same. But every now and then, we find a kidnap-pornographer who makes it work:

This is the lovely Sophia Locke in a Kink.com shoot called Mr. Sicko and the Little Lady.

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