Hogtied By The Top Girl

There’s really nothing more basic in bondage photography than your more-or-less fully-clothed girl hogtied on a dirty mattress. If you can make that hot, you’re a real bondage photographer.

I’d say this TopGrl photographer has it down:

hogtied girl

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Estonian Billboard Bondage

It’s from Estonia — that’s all I know:

billboard bondage in estonia -- gagged woman

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Mary Louise-Parker Knows Her Bondage Tape

She knows it, and she likes it!

In a recent interview about an upcoming movie with Bruce Willis, when asked about her favorite scene:

I really like the scenes, oddly enough, with Bruce where I’m duct-taped and talking through the tape. They told them in advance, “Can you find some duct tape that’s not going to be so hard on her skin?” I could have told them, “Go to a bondage store or something,” it’s not that hard, but no one did. Twenty takes of ripping tape off your skin is a bit much – but having to communicate through the tape, that was fun. I liked that.

She needed some of this!

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Piss Puppy?

I once stayed waaay out in the country in a place where the “plumbing” was an outhouse. And since there was no electricity, the outhouse was dark in there at night. Duh.

It turns out (who knew?) that outhouses do not have to be filthy or unduly smelly; this one was not. And one of the reasons was that to facilitate accurate midnight urination under bad lighting conditions, there was a large tin urinal, which took the form of a curved metal plate surrounding one of the outhouse holes. The only trouble was, the metal was thin, which made it noisy — you could hear a stream of piss hitting that thing from half a mile away. Not the thing for people with bashful bladders.

I was reminded of all of this when I saw the cute but unfortunate piss puppy in this photo from Infernal Restraints. Unless she has ear protection, she must be positively deafened unless her owners hit her face and hair very accurately!

puppy girl wearing a steel cone collar

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The Bondage Strip Clubs Of Stockholm

I noticed this in a comment on ErosBlog:

In Sweden, Stockholm, we have cars with huge signs on the roof with naked women in handcuffs driving around on the streets. It’s advertising for a strip club.

And I’m thinking, that must be a pretty nifty strip club. Can we get a report, from somebody who has been there?

Hell, I’d settle for a photo of the advertising car.

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Open Mouth, Insert…

I swear, I don’t know why guys buy Fleshlights and the like in a world that has these in it:

a spider gag in a ready mouth means it must be blowjob time!

Seriously.

Yes, this is some kinky shit. But do you think it’s hard to find women who enjoy kinky shit like this? Truly it is not. In fact — especially once you get out of the “sweet young thang” demographic where the girls haven’t figured out what they want yet and are still getting more offers than they know how to handle — it’s my sense there are more kinky women than men.

Anyway, spidergag blowjob is awesome blowjob. Can get messy — a lot of women drool like hell and can’t really swallow effectively — but so what? All the best sex is messy.

Picture is from Wired Pussy.

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She IS Cute When She’s Mad

Sometimes the funniest thing about Tumblr sites is the captions:

So, I says, “Woman!” I says. “Woman, make me some damn biscuits!” But does she make me some damn biscuits? No, she does not. Instead, she gives me trouble. So I tied her to the bedpost and went to work. She was mad all right, mad as hell. But she’s cute when she’s like that. And tomorrow? Tomorrow, she’ll make me my damn biscuits!