Worst Date Ever
You still sometimes see plastic bags printed with “This is not a toy” — and I agree. Asphyxiation play is not for me or anybody I love — I don’t like the risk-reward calculations. Other people can make their own, though; I don’t presume to judge that, though I reserve the right to laugh — posthumously — at dumb fuck celebrities who accidentally choke themselves to death while playing alone wearing a gimp mask with a dildo up their ass. Use the buddy system, people, that’s what it’s for!
Anyway.
That’s all by way of introduction of the following link. Like a Bike Seat proposes this image in the category “Worst Date Ever” and I’m inclined to agree:
Link: Worst Date Ever
