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Goreans are the kinksters everybody loves to mock, but in general I try not to be an important part of the pile-on. I always assume that self-identified Goreans must have built for themselves a kink path that avoids the worst toxicities on display in their texts-of-inspiration.

Nonetheless Alebeard (the original Paintoy guy) can turn an amusing phrase, and this was his contribution in a 2006 blog post to the literature of Gorean mockery:

Goreans, the Scientologists of BDSM, believe a core and complex inner sexuality and spiritual center can be boiled down to flowery speech and poses, a moronically simplistic philosophy and dungeons and dragons like roleplay without the dice. With the dice I think it would improve some.

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• Gor Chatroom Spoof (I Think)

From Kinky Delight, a distressed-damsel pulp illustration:

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• Chained To The Tracks By Villains

ErosBlog found these kinky dolls among the archived remains of the internet as it was in 2001:

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• More Barbie Bondage
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She’s a dental assistant, she’s seen quite a few medical devices designed to keep unruly mouths open. But she just found out why pornographers call this one a blowjob gag:

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• Jennings Mouth Gag And A Bit Of Drooling

What happens to servers who piss off the line cooks in a busy restaurant? This:

Panel is from the long-running Carrie adult comic strip that appeared in a variety of men’s magazines in the late 20th century. For at least part of its run, the strip was drawn by artist Blas Gallego.

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When she agreed to take the so-called 500-blowjob challenge, she probably should have asked about all the rules and conditions first:

Photo is from a long-defunct site called Consensual Slave.

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This illustration comes from the June 1959 issue of Modern Man magazine, where it served as the interior illustration for the story The Night They Hanged “Cattle Kate”:

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