Bondage Blog

Darn good thing this is a cartoon — dangling by that hair (and that tight crotch rope) would purely have to hurt:

Picture is from alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. anime.

Every kinky person of a certain age knows the perils of trying to have a little bedroom fun without the kids catching on. Too often, it doesn’t work, and the results can be pretty amusing. Hence this email funny that’s currently circulating:

Your Kids Might Have Inherited Your Kink If:

The neighbors complain that your kids do full
body cavity searches when playing cops and
robbers.

Your son uses Twizzlers as floggers.

You go in the playroom and find an interrogation
chair built entirely of Legos.

You come home and find them tickling a bound
and gagged baby-sitter.

Your son wants to know when he’ll get his allowance,
because he needs to pay his tab at the hardware
store.

You tell your daughter she’s too old to spank, and
she assures you she isn’t.

You yell to your daughter to do her chores, and
she answers she’s tied up right now… and she
really is tied up.

Your three year old is strutting around with
clothes-pins hanging off her tongue.

Their favorite game is Cowboy and Dominatrix.

Your son earned his merit badge in tying knots…
twelve times.

You notice his G.I. Joe has Barbie on a leash.

You bought a clothes dryer because every time
your kids went out to play, the clothesline and
clothespins vanished.

They made a violet wand for their science fair.

You ask your son to walk the dog, and later notice
the dog’s still home, but the leash and your
daughter aren’t.

From Primal Scream:

Sunday there was no bondage, because, well, because I was being a brat. And trying to instruct Majesty as to how to apply said bondage. And removing my ankles from the rope when He didn’t do it. Yeah. Bad dog.

This bastard‘s got an entertaining approach to the proper role of women:

Kiddies, don’t try this at home.

I think the idea here is humiliation by disfiguration — making a pretty face “ugly” by distorting it with the nose hooks. You never know with those kinky Japanese:

Picture is from Usenet.

Neat link I just stumbled across: Photoman’s Handcuff Gallery. It’s all about the handcuffs.

Whatever you do, don’t miss this photo of a cute hotel employee being given an impromptu demonstration of a fiddle restraint.

This gallery from Spanked Cutie is supposed to be about caning, but it seems to have a really cute bondage story to go along with it. A sweet young thing gets caught sneaking into a garden to steal some sort of fruit. The owner catches her and locks her in a dog kennel, then summons his wife to deal with the poor thing. Our cute victim gets deprived of her panties, humiliated, caned… and then locked back into the kennel. Lots of fun girls-in-cages pictures here:

Damn, I need to plant some fruit trees in my garden!