Day Spa With Massage, Bondage Edition

This is clearly not the massage/spa experience she thought she was signing up for:

unexpected and unwelcome bondage enema on the massage table

Also from UseNet.

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Slave Sisters, Kissing

In some houses, the rule is that slaves must treat each other with constant warmth and affection. Slaves who fight each other and nurse petty jealousies make for an unhappy house, and an unhappy house leads to an unhappy master. And when Master ain’t happy, there ain’t nobody happy.

Fortunately, it has been discovered that if you take two fractious girls and chain them in close proximity, they’ll usually “kiss and make up” after four or five boring hours:

kissing slavegirls

From Usenet.

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Doesn’t Everybody Know This?

I hate thick-headed salesmen:

The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it.

Yet another bondage Text From Last Night.

A Desperate Need For Handcuffs

Wouldn’t it be easier to get new handcuffs than to send this awkward text?

Since you haven’t talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I’m going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.

Seen on Texts From Last Night.

Bondage Butt Sex

I believe a loose and liberal translation of the caption here would be “Please! Not up my butt!”

butt sex in bondage comic

Another Usenet find.

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The Electrified Glass Penis

I wonder who makes these custom penis-shaped glass probes for the Violet Wand? Because the Stockroom does not appear to sell ’em:

penis probe for violet wand

Picture via Wired Pussy.

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Sperm Target

Here’s another pretty picture from the new Bound Gangbangs site. Sarah Jane Ceylon wearing a spider gag makes a lovely bukkake target, don’t you think?

semen target bondage model wearing a ring gag

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