Nude Wrestling — Loser Gets Tied Up!

So I was browsing about a bit on the Ultimate Surrender nude women’s wrestling site that was featured recently on Erosblog. The kinky edge there is that the loser of the wrestling matches has to submit sexually to the winner. Usually that involves strap-on dildos and suchlike, but sometimes the loser gets tied up, to boot. The girls are cute and the bondage looks like it’s done by the same skilled ropemasters responsible for Hogtied. Silly, but good clean fun.

Bondage Conversation…With Mom?

From the forums at Bondage.com comes this funny gem of a phone conversation:

Mom Oh, you bought another stick? I hope she cracks YOU with it once or twice.

Me Never happen. I’ll tie her up first.

Mom ..

Me Mom?

Mom Have you?

Me What? Have I what?

Mom Have you tied anyone up?

Me Lots. It’s fun.

Mom For who?

Me Me.

Mom What about her?

Me I don’t know. Most times she’s still passed out from the drugs.

Mom That’s NOT funny!

Me Ok ok, yes. It’s fun for both. Why?

Mom How tight?

Me Tight as you like, and tight as he can stand. Make sure you can pull one end to undo it. And keep a razor knife close by in case you have to cut the poor bastard loose.

Mom Well I was thinking about it. He’d really look cute that way. And he says he likes it.

Me So cocoon him and enjoy it mom. Look, I gotta go ok?

Thanks to Spanking Blog for the link.

Bondage Wisdom For Wives

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t “spit” into the wind… and, if you’re all tied up, you don’t give lip to the man with the cane, unless you want some more. Claire’s story from Cliff Notes provides plenty of illustration for this basic wisdom:

Before I knew it I was collared, then tied spread-eagled on my stomach over a stack of pillows, with rope anchored under the bed and running from cuffs to the ring of the collar and then on to the surrounding furniture: chairs, a chest of drawers…. Nothing if not secure.

{mucho spanking and caning elided here}

Within a few minutes I had fully recovered, and asked if there were any marks. A assured me there were and that my ass was plenty red. Maybe I gave him a little more lip in my answers than was absolutely required under the circumstances… Why? It’s a disease with me. He answered again with a few strokes of the cane.

Wife In Bondage

Patty from The Creative Spanked Wife has a long post up about enjoying bondage. This is just a small but yummy taste:

It’s fun to play with Fred the evil rope master. It’s even more exciting to play with Fred the caring and gentle but firm craftsman. The long process of being bound can be silent and sensual, or it can be quite vocal and filled with teasing anticipation. When I’m all tied the way he wants me, then he’ll position me and kiss and tease all the spaces of exposed skin. Having your nipples, breasts or butt cheeks nibbled and licked when the skin is snug and taut is sensually maddening. Even more intense is being caned or licked with a strap when you can’t move. Especially when the position you are in places parts of you where he can tease in ways that are both thrilling and unsettling.

We always play with canes and leather as part of bondage. So far it has not been one without the other.

Fred the evil rope master likes to be particularly firm with his discipline for his wicked wife, especially if I have wiggled and altered his planned design. I can become quite a desperate damsel in distress sometimes too. I also have very mind blowing orgasms when I work my pelvis so the rope makes my labia swell. The combined effect is like a raspy vibrator.

Happy Man In Bondage

This is a most entertaining science fiction book cover, found over at Tuckle Rori:

the happy man on the planet of virgins

Pain Slavegirl Gives Blowjob

This bondage girl (you think she wouldn’t pull these pins off if her hands were free?) is giving her master a good suck. You just know that if he gets bored, he plays with the clothespins to liven her up a bit. What do you suppose “OUCH! Owwwww…..” feels like?

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Picture is from alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. bondage.

Undistressed Damsel In Bondage

The caption on this cartoon used to read: “I don’t see no dragon — maybe she’s just an S&M freak?”

bondage damsel NOT in any distress

From alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. cartoons.