Gor Chatroom Spoof (I Think)

Here’s a spoof (I think and devoutly hope) of the homepage for a Gorean chatroom, complete with its own set of silly kajira dances:

Sorority Party Dance

The slave lies underneath a big paga keg with her mouth open. Then she stand up and rip off her flimsy camisk xposing her vulnerable feminineness for all to see. She howls to the three moons which are really one moon but she’s been drinking so much that it looks like three: I’m soooooooooooooooo drunk! Then she falls over.

Wedgie Dance

The slave begins this dance as if she were walking kinda sadly through a magic forst near Cos, the slave girl mysteriously hides behind a tree and tugs at her camisk, then resumes her walk. Suddenly a Master blocks her path; she does not know what to do. He gestures that she face Him and His mighty tool. She, aroused by a waffle iron that large, wiggles first one way, then the other; He will not be denied. He demands her honesty. Thereby she thusly reaches around to her womanly bottom and retrieves her camisk from riding up so damn often. His derisive laughter folows her through the forest hauntingly.

Crab Dance

A slave girl stands, wrapped in the paper camisk given to her by a Physician, waiting for Him to arrive as He is already forty ehn late for her sheep dip. Languidly, surreptitish- surrepticsh- surrep- oh, never mind, kinda secretly she lets her hand creep down to her crotch for a good swipe. Ashamed and aroused by her obvious itchiness, she sinks to the floor and wriggles seductively, hoping vainly for relief in the form of cortisone cream.

Like the man says, “No gamers!”

Two Dollar Handcuffs

Wot a deal! It’s a two-dollar-handcuffs promotional offer:

two dollar handcuffs

Now, as with any mail order place there are shipping charges, but I’ve ordered from these folks before and found their charges reasonable. You might want to shop around and pick up some other items for the handcuffs deal to make the best sense.

Happy handcuffing!

Helpless Bondage

Here’s a cutie who’s been tied in a most compromising position:

girl tied in compromising position [link broken/removed]

What to do with her?

Picture from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bondage.

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Complaining Wife In Bondage

When I first saw these pictures, all I could think was: “Honey, I told you and told you, if you didn’t shut up about stopping to ask for directions, I was going to make you get out and walk.”

tie her up run her behind the jeep

trudging behind the jeep on a rope

tired slave runs along behind the jeep

From this excellent shoot at Hogtied.

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Learning The Ropes

From Pussy Talk, a bondage evening that began well:

M came home with a little surprise last weekend: two six-foot lengths of half-inch nylon rope, bright crimson, the cut ends handsomely whipped with black electrical tape.

And so later that night, blindfolded with black silk and trussed with red rope, I thrashed about while he assaulted me with ice-cubes. He trailed them over my nipples and let them drip onto me, then put them in his mouth while he licked and sucked my cunt. He tickled and smacked me with a big feather duster. When I shrieked and twisted away from him in delight, he’d slap my arse. Hard. He straddled my chest and stuck his rigid cock in my mouth.

Sounds like a good time was had by all.