Bondage Blog

These little bondage comic snippets (which I think may be the work of Rooie Oortjes) look like one pretty hot date, to me:

Kitten in Chains has posted an excellent three step program:

Step One to pleasing your Master:

SHUT UP.

Yes. Stop talking. Hush your mouth. Stop speaking. That is the very first step in pleasing your Master.

Step Two:

LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAYS.

Listening is different from hearing. Listen to what he says. Get in there. Hear the words and retain them. Really listen. And if you want to say something while he’s talking? Refer back to STEP ONE.

Step Three:

The Last and I think most important step in pleasing your Master is this simple phrase. This action should come directly after LISTENING.

DO WHAT HE SAID.

She accompanies this with commentary, much of it both true and hilarious to this longtime blogger, who’s read more whinings by angst-y slavegirls than he cares to remember:

That’s it. Shut up. Listen. Do what he says. Don’t debate it. Don’t think about it. For Fucks Sake, don’t blog about it. Don’t ask the girls on the internet chat channel and forum what you should be feeling about what he told you to do. Don’t post it on a FetLife group. Don’t consult your horoscope, his horoscope, or the tarot. Just DO what HE says you should Do. Preferably, you should try to do what he says when he says you should do it.

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Pleasing an owner is the easiest part of slavery. It’s three steps. Deal with the inner workings and spirituality and the other Oprah and Eckhart Tolle parts of slavery on your own time. I know we’re supposed to care about the spiritual shit. I got the memo, but to be honest, I’ve never felt the need to ponder about the spiritual workings and inner epiphanies of my slavery while sucking Master’s cock. That’s what my free time is for. When he’s asleep I can do ALL of that. And I do. I have journals for days on the spiritual side of my service. I have to remember though, that’s my thing. That’s not his thing.

When he’s awake and when he’s around, it’s Step One. Step Two, Step Three.

And guess what? That Man of mine is PLEASED. He’ll even tell perfect STRANGERS how pleased he is! He tells me constantly how pleased he is. “Kitten, You please me so much.” I hear it like 5 times a day and I EARN IT. All I have to do is Shut up, Listen, and do what he says.

Pleased? I’ll bet he is!

Thanks to Kaya for the link.

This detail from an old War Horrors strokebook cover (Slaves of The War Sheik) is so over-the-top, it’s downright funny. Two guys with guns (wearing camo and turbans) are butt-fucking one bondage blonde (they even have her “over a barrel”) while the other one watches worriedly:

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It’s hard to avoid making up stories to go along with the bondage porn I find, sometimes. For instance, consider this cute girl:

You can tell just by looking at her that she’s trouble, and — in this moment — she’s also in trouble. For what, we don’t know. Probably, being an incorrigible flirt. But maybe the Woman In Authority, there, is just jealous of her youth and attractiveness. Hard to say. But, we know she’s in trouble.

What kind of trouble? Well, she’s getting tied, helplessly, over a wooden fence rail:

My guess would be, she’s about to get a bondage whipping.

Say, what do you know? I was right!

Look at her face, I don’t think she likes it very much:

But then, I guess that’s the idea — she’s not supposed to like it.

These pictures, of course, are from Whipped Women, which I suppose made the progress of this little tale fairly predictable. But hey, she’s cute when she’s tied over a fence with her buttocks writhing; what else could I do but share?

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This hentai artwork (based, I think, on characters from Ragnarok Online) comes from alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. cartoons, but I’m sharing it with you because I love the voluptuously adult bodies of these gagged anime women:

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I would like to know more about the mysterious H.W. who drew these brutal-but-cartoony bondage and whipping illustrations:

Google has largely failed me; one site claims they are the work of H.W. Hannau, a mid-20th-century photographer famous for postcard illustrations, including a series of Betty Page as beach bunny. But can I find any other drawings — BDSM or otherwise — by H.W. Hannau? I cannot.

Links or info would be most welcome in the comments.

It’s been quite a little while since I last showed you some of the plain old-fashioned rope bondage hogties that first made Hogtied.com so famous, most of a decade ago. I fix it now! Here’s your recommended daily allowance of roots bondage, three views of a thoroughly-hogtied Madison Young:

From this photoshoot.

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