Bondage Squickery, With Booger

When one spends as much time rummaging through BDSM porn as your Bondage Blog blogging correspondent does, it’s rare to find something that squicks one out. Sure, there’s stuff I’ll refrain from looking at; but mostly, if I see it, I either like it or I’m neutral about it.

So, I followed this promising link to [what turned out to be] a tube-site video starring a couple of naked girls being put into a set of double outdoor stocks. The video producer was identified as one whose stuff I’ve happily featured before, here on Bondage Blog, and I was watching to see if it was something I should hunt down an authorized link for, and share with you all.

I don’t have sound turned on, video is playing, and the camera moves in on the girl on the right. Turns out she’s not actually having her head and hands put into the holes in the stocks; she’s bent over it and having her hands taped to the up-rights. Her head is up and she’s got an unhappy suffering look on her face, which seems premature; this looks to develop into a public whipping scene, but it hasn’t started yet. (That’s one of the troubles with tube site video clips; porn isn’t known for its narratives, but they are sometimes there, and if you watch your porn in disembodied six-minute chunks, you can miss stuff.)

Then the camera pans to the girl on the left, who got bent over and taped down first. Her hair is obscuring her face, but the man with the roll of tape reaches out and moves it tenderly aside for the camera. Revealing that she’s crying, and has an enormous two-inch whitish booger hanging down that she can’t do a thing about in her current position.

OK, that’s real, I can cope. Crying girls are not typically my thing, but in the right story, it can be hot. People cry while tied up, boogers happen. But, you know, unless that’s the fetish the video is targeted for, they get wiped away so the show can go on, right?

Not this time. The man with the duct tape reaches up with his hand, I figure he’s going to wipe away the booger, slightly gross but not as gross as leaving it to flap for the audience. But does he wipe the booger? No, he does not. Instead, he starts slapping her across the face, backhand and forehand, as the booger flaps in the breeze.

Too much for me, I clicked the X and I was outta there.

I mean, I have my limits

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Jennifer Aniston In Bondage?

Bounty Hunter sounds like a movie to watch for:

Though she spends most of the action flick bound and cuffed, Jennifer Aniston was anything but hapless during [Bounty Hunter’s] more high-octane scenes. “She’s dragging doors behind her, and her handcuffs are cutting away at her wrists,” Butler said. “She had to go through a lot of stuff in this movie and she never complained.”

(Emphasis added; quote is from People.)

Jessica Jessica Jessica

Remember Jessica Alba on her knees for a bondage whipping in Sin City? How could you forget? Let ErosBlog refresh your memory:

Jessica Alba in bondage in Sin City

Thus you can imagine my amused delight at the discovery I just made while perusing Star Fuckers 2 from Dofantasy.com. The Star Fuckers series (by Roberts) features cartoon girls — sometimes rather familiar-looking ones — who get kidnapped for immoral purposes. This toon-girl is called Jessica, and something about her pose seems familiar…

Jessica kidnapped and stripped

Jessica kidnapped, stripped, and whipped

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Samantha Knox In The Doghouse

Uh, oh, she’s in the doghouse again:

bondage girl in dog house

From Sex and Submission.

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Baby Sitter Bondage, Bundy Style

Here’s Christina Applegate as the slutty Kelly Bundy on Married With Children, suffering the consequences of complete babysitter fail:

christina applegate tied up

Christina Applegate in bondage

baby sitter in bondage

Thanks to Danger Theatre.

Cow Girl, With Nose Ring

Wild Japanese cow woman:

bondage girl-cow

From Janitor of Lunacy.

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Sullen Wench With Scrub Brush

Another sullen slave girl being forced to do something useful for a change:

scrubbing slave girl

Image credit: Hustler’s Taboo, by way of Kinky Delight and a caption that made me laugh: “Dream Girlfriend: She Cleans!”

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