Two Brown Bottoms In Bondage

I found this buried deep on my hard drive in a UseNet download directory:

two round brown pretty asses in bondage

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Why They Are Afraid Of BDSM People

So I found a picture on Tumblr. I’d post it here, but there’s a temptation to mock, and I try really hard not to mock “our people” — we take plenty of fire from vanillas as it is.

But this is funny and instructive, dammit — a “how not to dress” if nothing else.

The picture is here. It features two dominant guido types standing tall — all leather and bandanas but shirtless to show off their forests of chest hair — with three little slave women crouched submissively at their feet on leashes. The guys look smug and happy to be there; the women I’d say are split. One is gazing up at a leash-holder with her best submissive but-my-knees-won’t-take-this-forever look, the other’s face is not clearly visible, and the third is looking at the camera with an ambiguous look that you could take a variety of ways. I take it to mean, she’s done with this party in her head, but she plans to continue being a good sport about it. As long as it doesn’t go on forever.

The Tumblr commentary is less restrained than I have been. Tumblher writes:

These guys are what give tops the reputations as odd, freakish and socially awkward. I don’t own a single piece of leather clothing that isn’t a winter coat. I wish there was a “thumbs down” option on Tumblr, this would certainly deserve it. Seriously, ladies, would you want to submit to either of these slobs?

To which LittleGirlyOne replied:

Eew! No, I wouldn’t. And, this picture is also a perfect illustration of why I’m afraid of bdsm people…

Jade Indica, Spider Gagged

My guess is, Jade Indica just got a good look at the cock that she’s about to be sucking in through that spider gag:

Jade Indica wearing a spider gag and a concerned look

From this Sex and Submission photoshoot.

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Chains and Punji Sticks

This horrible predicament bondage comes to you courtesy of artist Basil Gogos, as featured recently on the Men’s Adventure Magazines blog which I discovered via links on Spanking Blog and the Chross Guide To The Spanking Internet:

two girls painfully chained by Nazis

The art appeared originally on the cover of a Man’s Epic magazine, in connection with an article headlined “Bring out the hostages of Hitler’s death trap!”

chained on the cover of Man\'s Epic magazine

It doesn’t look good for Our Heroines; they appear to be destined to suffer in chains until they can balance no longer, at which point they’ll fall over onto the sharp stakes. What a waste!

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Friday Bondage Links Cornucopia #8

OK, I missed a week with the Friday bondage link cornucopias, so I have a lot of (mostly-Tumblr) links stored up for you. It’s that time again!

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Bondage In The Lad Mags

A few days ago ErosBlog posted a really awful clip from 2003 Maxim called How To Cure A Feminist (and “turn her into an actual girl!”) with the question “are the lad-mags still this bad?”

I guess they are. Here’s a little bit of bondage, Maxim UK style:

knife for a penis

I don’t mind the Barbie blonde with bad fake tits. I don’t even really mind the loose cuffs she’s about to fall out of. And the pose as pretty target for the knife-throwing act? It’s been done, but it’s a peril classic, it’s all right with me.

But the big long knife lovingly placed in the photo with the blade a half an inch from her pussy? That’s classic symbol transference and lad-mag misogyny. “We can’t show a dick and we can’t show her getting fucked right and proper, boys, but we can show a big knife all up by her pussy, and we can hint real hard that her nasty slit almost got cut. Heck, it still might if the bitch doesn’t stand real still, and isn’t that almost as good?”

Captured Blonde Is For Whipping

She knows you’ve come to get her for today’s whipping:

apprehensive blonde tied to a rusty bed frame waits for her daily whipping

From this Pain Gate gallery.

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