Dumping On Goreans
Goreans are the kinksters everybody loves to mock, but in general I try not to be an important part of the pile-on. I always assume that self-identified Goreans must have built for themselves a kink path that avoids the worst toxicities on display in their texts-of-inspiration.
Nonetheless Alebeard (the original Paintoy guy) can turn an amusing phrase, and this was his contribution in a 2006 blog post to the literature of Gorean mockery:
Goreans, the Scientologists of BDSM, believe a core and complex inner sexuality and spiritual center can be boiled down to flowery speech and poses, a moronically simplistic philosophy and dungeons and dragons like roleplay without the dice. With the dice I think it would improve some.
Elsewhere on Bondage Blog:
