MILFs I’d Love To Tie Up
“MILF”, as all know, is an acronym. If you don’t know what a MILF looks like, just go to Target in any reasonably affluent community. You’ll know you’re at the right Target if you see lots of luxury SUVs in the parking lots. (A Whole Foods store will also work for this.) People-watch for a few minutes and you’ll realize you’re surrounded by women between 25 and 45, with “done” hair, nice nails, and brand-name workout clothes that show off every gym-disciplined muscle group. Most will be towing a small child (or carrying a barely-there baby bump) as if it were yet another fashion accessory. A latte cup or a designer-label sports bottle typically completes the outfit.
If you’re a dirty old man like me, in the second half of your life, you may think these fit-and-fancy mothers look perfectly young and sexually tasty. Probably it won’t be long before you spot a few of them whose charms are a perfect match for your own sexual tastes, however narrow those may be. For you are deep in the natural habitat of the MILF, and they are thriving all around you!
I’m not one to believe all the nonsense spouted by pop-sci evolutionary biologists, but I do believe that we male humans are hard-wired to respond sexually to visual indications of reproductive fitness. That’s why “child-bearing hips” have never fallen out of sexual fashion, and it’s why even very young men (who were the originators of the MILF acronym) are attracted to obviously-fecund women twice their age. For some men, MILFness is even an obligatory fetish. (Luckily for them, MILF dating site are a thing.) For others among us, a woman’s MILFness is just another secondary sex characteristic, like a sweet ass or big fat tits or long hair that works as a handle. (Wait, maybe that last one is just me.)
I’m not immune to the charms of a MILF, but for me it’s just another thing that makes a woman sexually attractive. I can, in other words, take it or leave it. But I’d much rather take it! Too, we must remember that I’m not just a dirty old man; I’m also a kinky one. So it’s a pretty short step from seeing a MILF in a parking lot to imagining her naked, with her kids safely stowed at the daycare, while she struggles futilely against my ropes, my chains, and my spreader bar.
I mean, all these MILFs have husbands, but how late do they work, and how boring are they? Even a MILF likes a bit of adventure now and then! How easily she transforms, in my busy imagination, from MILF to MILTU: a MILF I’d love to tie up.
Image credits, top to bottom: The MILF with big titties being boned in rope bondage on a convenient table top is by Yamane Masahiro, house artist for ZyX and illustrator of their bishÅjo game title The Sagara Family. The blindfolded MILF blowjob animation is by Sijix from artwork by RaliugaXXX. The bespectacled MILF with tied wrists who is squeezing a fresh creampie out of her pussy is by NAS-O Illustration Works. The chained blonde MILF squatting on a dildo is by Sinner Comics. The plump MILF in chains and a spreader bar is by Mocha. And the MILF in pantyhose chained to a padded wall is from Ny-O-Ph.
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