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I was a little surprised to see The Stockroom selling two varieties of “Penis Enlarger Systems”, because The Stockroom typically sells quality stuff that does what it says on the tin, and as all wise men know, mechanical penis enlarger devices don’t really work. Oh, sure — they make your dick longer while it’s stretched in the machine, but, sadly, your Mr. Happy will bounce back to normal dimensions as soon as you turn it loose. But here they are, the Maxman Penis Enlarger System and the very similar ProExtender Penis Enlarger System. WTF is up with that?

As soon as I clicked through, all became clear. As penis growers, these things surely will fail. But as torture racks for extended dick-yanking, they appear to be well-designed. And since The Stockroom routinely sells every sort of device for tormenting penises, these items fit right into the lineup.

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• Nut Crusher

As a man who wants his nuts handled with the greatest of gentle care, I really can’t be seen approving of items like this. And yet, it scores a full 100% on the “cool gear” score:

It’s the Nut Crusher from The Stockroom, and you’ve got to be amused by the “simple instructions for use”:

This supremely sturdy steel CBT device is designed to hold the balls in place while you turn the screw to apply pressure. Even the threat of such a squeezing is likely to cause a wince in the hardest of subs, and this heavy duty apparatus is more than capable of backing up any threats you care to make.

Simple instructions for use:

1) Unscrew the bottom ring on the flask using the included allen wrenches, and insert testicles.

2) Re-attach the ring, trapping the balls in the flask portion of the device.

3) Turn the vise screw slowly clockwise, until desired pressure is obtained by lowering the crushing press.

4) Watch them squirm!

2016 update: No longer sold. But there is a different model ball crusher available still.

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I never would have imagined such a thing, but they do exist and This Girl has tried them:

It’s still pain and she’s still a masochist so despite hating nipple play this girl really gets off on it. Despite really not wanting to!

Why is that – why do the most awful things cause the most delicious of reactions?

For the reason that this girl is a masochist she suggested to Grimly buying these nipple magnets. THEY FUCKING HURT!! Oh perhaps someone will come forward and say they don’t but this girl found them unbelievably painful. It is the closest thing she can compare to the feeling of the needle going through her nipple when she was pierced that she has experienced. The magnets are very strong and are unrelenting. It wasn’t erotic pain though it was just horrid! But despite that, with everything else that was happening it still turned her on, perhaps it wasn’t the pain that turned her on as such more perhaps the fear as to whether she could get him to remove them or not!

Technology is awesome.

2013 update: And now, the Stockroom sells them!

I’ve always wanted one of these bondage stockades:

I wonder who makes these custom penis-shaped glass probes for the Violet Wand? Because the Stockroom does not appear to sell ’em:

Picture via Wired Pussy.

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Everybody should have a pony bit gag in their toy box. They are a lot of fun — just as effective as a ball gag, but it doesn’t obstruct breathing or put so much pressure on the jaw muscles. Result: You can leave it on her longer … even much longer.

Trouble is, the one I’ve got is old. Old and a little obsolete, from a materials science standpoint. It’s very stiff — I think it has a steel core — and the rubber that covers it tastes and smells like a car tire. That’s not necessarily a problem — after all, it’s not me who has to taste it — but inflicting indignities should be a matter of decision, not “and guess what, it also tastes nasty because my kit is not all it could be.”

Fortunately, the march of technology cannot be halted! Which means The Stockroom has added a 21st-century bit gag to its lineup, made of soft flavorless silicone:

They explain:

Crafted out of soft silicone and flexible leather, this silicone gag has no taste, and is ideal for bondage beginners and pony play enthusiasts alike. The gag itself is extremely gentle on the teeth while being generous with breathing passages, allowing it to be worn comfortably for long periods of time.

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I just noticed this pink collar on closeout at The Stockroom, only fourteen bucks!

Update: Of course it’s now sold out. But there’s always this one, though it is not on clearance.)

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