Bondage Blog

In the 1960 MGM movie The Angel Wore Red, Ava Gardner gets strung up by the Nazis and menaced with a knife:

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There are a million ways to do BDSM, and of course none of them are wrong. None of them are even better or worse than the others! It’s all down to how you like to play. And that can change from day to day, or with the weather, or with your mood. But I will say that there’s a particular style that I’ve always enjoyed a lot. You could call it the “toybox explosion” bondage play session.

The way it often goes down is like this: first you pull a bunch of restraints out of the toybox. When I say “the” toybox, I’m speaking metaphorically here. Who can fit all their bondage gear and sex toys into just one single toybox? If you can, either you’ve got a repurposed thousand-dollar automotive toolbox taller than you are, or you don’t have enough play stuff, in which case you’ll want to make a few more sex toy orders from places like Mega Pleasure.

Whoopsie! I have derailed myself with logistics. Let me start again: first, you pull a bunch of restraints out of the bags, boxes, crates, and closets where you store all your kinky tools of pain and pleasure. Then, you use them to to put the object of your lustful affections in some compromising position they won’t swiftly wiggle out of. And that’s just the beginning of the fun!

This is honestly the time to deploy as many cuffs, spreaders, gags, collars, harnesses, straps, and electrostim attachments as will fit on your willing victim. Then, once you have all that stuff properly affixed, you’re faced with a dilemma: start poking big outie stuff into tight stretchy innie stuff, or deploy your vast collection of whips and crops and paddles?

There will be plenty of time for both, I promise. Remember, too many subs will feel deprived if they don’t receive some polite minimum amount of spankings and whippings. You’ll know, because you discussed all that before the gag went on. Right? Right? Besides, the center of your attraction is all trussed up like a holiday fowl, where are they gonna go? Also, which box did you put the big anal beads in, again?

And so it is that eventually you will achieve the perfect combination of helpless bondage and stimulating penetration. At this moment, you should totally not worry that it looks like your toybox exploded all over your playspace!

Image credits, top to bottom: The kinky gyno exam scene with fisting and massive dildos is by Rino99. The woman in a leather harness hogtie with a bit gag is by Sakurayashiki Tonkotsu. The ass-up submissive in the spreader bar surrounded by sticky sex toys is by Dmitrys. The big-breasted woman with a vibrator stuffed in her crotch and electrostim buzzing her nipples is also by Sakurayashiki Tonkotsu. The woman strapped to a chair with an old-fashioned battery dildo humming in her pussy and the huge anal beads is by Kenshin187. The suspended anal dildoing animation is from Volume 2 of the 2002 OAV Gibomai.

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It’s not explicitly shown but the inference here is that our unfortunate heroine has been hung up in the dungeon by her boobs. Her dungeon companion may think this is funny as may we, the readers — but she clearly does not!

Per the signature and legend, this bondage cartoon is by Earl Engleman and must have appeared in an issue of the long-forgotten sexed-up tabloid newspaper National Informer. But the cartoon came to me from the art on the front of this rare QSL postcard. (If you are not old enough or radio-nerdy enough, you may not know what QSL postcards even were. Ham radio operators and CB radio enthusiasts often self-published these — or at least past up their own collage of art and messages to be printed by a service — to send in confirmation of radio contacts. The cards were avidly collected among radio hobbyists and served to memorialize distant, difficult, or interesting radio connections. My impression is that they were not normally risque.)

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She looks like she stopped being into this game when her husband put the rawhide bone in her mouth. But the chain leash has a long leather loop on the end, and the way he keeps grinning at her and smacking his pants leg with the leash end, she’s not at all certain that spitting out the bone would be a good idea:

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The very first woman I ever had bondage sex with, I secured pretty much like this: wrist and ankle cuffs all tied together by a mess of improvised ropes and strung up to a convenient rafter over the bed. My cuffs were not this good, though:

That relationship didn’t last. She was a kinky-enough minx for sure and we made each other laugh, but she turned out to be one of those women who, once they settle into a long-term relationship, thinks it’s reasonable for all sex to stop, except perhaps on the most special of occasions. Nope nope nope.

This outdoor butt hook bondage situation comes from the fertile and kinky mind of Kami Tora:

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When Lola Fae gets home-invaded by an illegal immigrant on the run, he ties her up to enjoy her sexual charms. And then he gets a bright idea: why not force her to marry him, solving all his sexual problems and his immigration problems?

And thus did Lola become The Convenient Wife. Shoot via Kink Unlimited, of course.

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