Bondage Blog

This line made me hoot with laughter when I heard it on TV just now:

“If she would just love me again, I’d build her a beautiful cage and never ever let her out.”

— Bobby Hill, King of The Hill.

Halloween is coming! With bondage games, what could be more fun than that?

Thanks to Doxy for the picture.

If you like a good hard spanking with your bondage, you’ll enjoy some of the offerings from the new Lupus Spanking website, featuring the infamous Lupus Pictures spanking videos. (They also used to release spanking and caning movies under the Rigid East brand.) The spanking tends to be very hard, while the bondage (not present in all the movies and photosets, but in many of them) is usually purely functional:

Tied down like that, you’d expect her to be in trouble, and you’d be right. She looks a little tense, don’t you think?

Now she’s yelling; I guess that leather belt he’s using hurts a bit. Good thing she’s held firmly in place, eh?

Unless she’s a pretty good actress, she’s indeed feeling chastened:

2014 update: The Lupus websites are no longer active; Spanking Blog explains.

Found here, a bad review of the Knight’s Inn in South Bend, Indiana:

The room was moldy, the walls were discolored, the shower was just disgusting, the bed was lumpy, the pillows were awful (dare I even use the pillow?), there was ***** hair on our sheets, and, worst of all… there were ropes tied to the four legs of the bed!

You wouldn’t think that this bondage position from Sex And Submission offered too much opportunity for hanky-panky:

But you’d be wrong. All our “hero” has to do is remove the gag and explain to our princess exactly what he’s going to replace it with:

Which you can see that he actually does, if you subscribe or buy the shoot.

The world’s full of amusing stories about how to answer the door when the missionaries come knocking, but I kinda like this one:

*Knock!* *Knock!*

(I look through the eye scope and see 2 women outside smiling, one older, the other younger who was slightly pretty in a innocent way, carrying what look like Bibles and Watchtower magazines.)

WatchTower Miss: Good morning.

A33: (holding my black braided cotton rope) “Morning, I’m sorry I really do not have time to talk.”

WatchTower Miss: “You have no time to become happy?”

A33: (I smile at her) “My dear, I am VERY happy, see?” (pointing to my eyeliner) I’m having a good makeup day.”

WatchTower Miss: (smiles dryly) “Ah ok….” (looks at my black rope with knots in it) “You must sail as well? Like Jesus was a fisher of men…”

A33: ( I lean out a little more closer to her and give her a slightly naughty look) “Sweetie, what I do with this rope and my other “toys”, would NOT be considered holy in your circle, but I guarantee you, if Jesus DID use this rope the way I use it, you’d be wearing a lovely PVC corset right now.”

Since we were talking about bondage postures sans bondage, here’s a stunning vintage pinup girl kneeling in a slavegirl pose that just cries out for handcuffs. I’m sure the Goreans have a special name for this one.