Bitchy Jones On Kinky Sex

Given the lofty clouds of pretension that sometimes seem to try and choke the life out of BDSM fun, especially on the internets, I found this from Bitchy Jones rather refreshing:

Sadism is not a superpower. Sadism does not maker you cleverer or better or sexier. Kinky people, in general, are not having a higher form of sex.

“Oh, BDSM is so much better than vanilla sex because it involves the brain an not just the body and the brain is the biggest sex organ, bleh-de-bleh”

*Fuck!* *Off!*

We are not having better sex. We are having stupider, expensiver, more time consuminger sex. That’s no kind of “better” that I understand.

Not better. Just different. Remember.

Mind you, having said that, I quite like it.

Still Loving The Homages

Following in the theme of Sex And Submission’s homage to Dolcett, now their props people (or, maybe, the Device Bondage grips, who may be the same people) have built a blowjob cart after the fashion of Pichard:

wooden bondage cart for enforced blowjobs

blowjob cart by pichard

From here.

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Garbage Woman

I don’t know if this was intended to be an erotic bondage photo, or some sort of artistic commentary on the status or treatment of women. Whatever the intent, it’s edgy:

woman bound and thrown away with the garbage

Bondage Rope Rider

I’ve read about this game. Her ankles are bound so she can barely shuffle along, while someone with a riding crop encourages her to do so. Back and forth, back and forth along the knotted rope, friction building, the knots bumping her clit every so often, the rope getting damp and slippery as she lubricates it, orgasms making her weak in the knees…

riding the orgasm rope

Probably not for everyone, but as fantasies go, it has merit. Via Usenet.

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Police Grudge Bondage

This is classic police-procedural abuse-of-power bondage fantasy, but in the best tradition of the genre, it stars an unsympathetic victim who makes it worse for herself:

Stephanie was now standing in her white bra and a large pair of conservative white panties, that looked like they could have sailed a small boat.

“Now turn around and put your hands on the wall.” I managed, before a howl of protests drowned me out.

“Just wait a second, if I have to do this now, just to see my daughter.” She shrieked, as if the proverbial light bulb went off. “Then what did my daughter have to do?”

“Your daughter?” I said trying to choose my words for effect. “She had to strip, strip to the skin for us…Just like you.”

“You fucking pigs!” she screamed out. “She’s just a baby.”

(Geez…. Just how old do you have to be, to not be considered a baby anymore?)

The room was becoming almost unbearably hot, as the three of us stood there waiting for the other to blink. She wasn’t just gunna have my badge now, she was also going to sue me for sexual harassment and misuse of force. Well if there is one thing I’ve learnt so far its, if you’re going to get sued, make it worth it.

Finally, I had to help her into position. Now behind Stephanie, I pulled on the back of her bra straps and ran a finger under them, making my way over her shoulders. I ran a finger under the cups of her bra and just lightly over her nipple. Stephanie quickly spun around. Venom on her breath, as she raised her hand.

“Think about it,” I managed, before I felt the palm of her hand slap across my left cheek. The sounds of smacking flesh echoing of the walls, my eyes instantly glassy. I saw her hand raising for an other swing, but I caught it this time and spun her back around. Forcing her into the wall, while quickly finding my cuffs. I slapped them on her wrists and raised her hands over her head and hooked them into a hook that was bolted into the wall, for just this purpose.

While a stunned Kevin watched her, I went to the bathroom to wash my face and clear my eyes, while also trying to regain my composure. I spent some time typing up the paper work, before entering the processing room again. I read Stephanie her rights, over her cursing, as I explained how she was going to get to spend the night with her daughter, after all.

“Ok, now we can continue the search,” I said, as I felt around the back of her straps again.

“Don’t you dare fucking touch me!” She screamed, as she spun her head around and spat at me. Fighting my natural instinct to smack her one, (as that just wouldn’t be cool.) I went over to the large table and unlocked the lone drawer. I found the mask we use for “spitters.” Its like a doctor’s mask, but it’s made of leather.

“I’m glad you’re here Kevin, so you can witness this,” I said, as I strapped on the mask, despite Stephanie’s defiant actions. (I could also use the witness in court, although I knew that there wasn’t a Judge in a state that would rule against my father, or more importantly for me…his son.)

I went to the table again and found the medical scissors. I made sure she could see them, before I ran them under her bra strap, cutting a shoulder strap, and then the next. Reaching around her body, I ran the knife up her stomach. I cut the bra through the middle, right between her breasts. The large bra fell to the floor, revealing her two large slightly saggy breasts to our view.

Kevin, (making a simple rookie mistake,) bent down to pick up the bra, and received a knee to the head for his effort. It was now Kevin’s turn to use the bathroom to clear his head. While he was doing that I went to the supply closet and found the seldom used leather straps. I waited for Kevin to return, as I figured he would want to assist me in the next part.

When Kevin joined me, we strapped Stephanie’s kicking feet together and then un-hooked her from the wall hook and laid her face down on the dirty concrete floor. After removing the handcuffs, we strapped her fighting hands behind her back. We brought her legs up, and attached her hands and legs together, effectively hog-tying her.

I gabbed her by the arms, Kevin by the legs, and we carried her squirming body down the stairs to the holding cell in the cold basement. Opening the cell door, we carried her in and unceremoniously dumped her on the concrete floor. She shrieked out, under the mask. I must have been her red-hot body — hitting the cold floor.

From The Junior Deputy, by Deputy Duffy.

Jail Cell Lesbianism

For light-hearted kinky jailhouse lesbian fun, you can always do a lot worse than Caged Tushy:

lesbian prison sex

You’ve got to love the sexy orange jumpsuits!

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Dita Von Teese On Bondage And Spanking

Dita Von Teese being a modern burlesque queen, she’s got to be at least a little bit kinky, right?

Here’s what she has to say about that:

“I like vanilla sex as much as the next girl. Sometimes when I date men, they feel they have to put on a show. I’m like, ‘Stop trying so hard to impress me with your sexual perversions.’

“Sometimes I do like bondage and spanking, and, I think a lot of people, if they were honest, would say, ‘Yeah, that sounds fun.’ ”