Bondage Blog

I laughed so loud when I saw this picture that my girlfriend came running in to see. She was not amused, because she knows how easily this could have been her:

It’s from Into the Attic and the story is from here:

So we’re standing in this old smokehouse getting set up for a shoot. Nothing is in this circa-1930s building but us, dirt, and a very old dishwasher. As we’re standing there the lid magically pops up. What do we see? Deer parts. The head in particular. But also legs and, well, other stuff. I think it was Zed who suggested using the leg as a gag…

Spanking Blog published this bondage whipping artwork from the cover of some worthy Italian publication:

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• Fascist Whipping
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I see a lot of kinky stuff every day that I like, but that isn’t quite right for a Bondage Blog post for whatever reason. Here are a few quickie kink links for you:

• Molly fisted in the urinal, from Wired Pussy;
• Happy slave Lorelei Lee is licking a cock, from The Training Of O;
• Sarah Jane Ceylon with a cattle prod up her nose, from Device Bondage; and
• Devaun, gagged and blindfolded, and three cocks, from Public Disgrace.

Enjoy!

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• Five Friday Face Fuckings
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• Bondage Sex Wednesday
• Six Bondage Blowjobs

The latest kinky gewgaw would be a perfect gift for the submissive in your life who still balks at wearing that length of dog chain and the battered old Master lock from your toolbox when you go out in public. Sure, she’d love to proclaim her submissive status in an unambiguous yet subtle way, but she draws the line at being seen in public wearing anything that (a) came from the hardware store, or (b) leaves rust or grease stains on the neck of her blouse.

This rhinestone handcuffs pendant falls short of “subtle” — can rhinestones ever be subtle? — but it beats the heck out of weldless-wire double-loop dog chain off the roll at Home Depot. And you can tell her I said so:

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These little bondage comic snippets (which I think may be the work of Rooie Oortjes) look like one pretty hot date, to me:

Kitten in Chains has posted an excellent three step program:

Step One to pleasing your Master:

SHUT UP.

Yes. Stop talking. Hush your mouth. Stop speaking. That is the very first step in pleasing your Master.

Step Two:

LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAYS.

Listening is different from hearing. Listen to what he says. Get in there. Hear the words and retain them. Really listen. And if you want to say something while he’s talking? Refer back to STEP ONE.

Step Three:

The Last and I think most important step in pleasing your Master is this simple phrase. This action should come directly after LISTENING.

DO WHAT HE SAID.

She accompanies this with commentary, much of it both true and hilarious to this longtime blogger, who’s read more whinings by angst-y slavegirls than he cares to remember:

That’s it. Shut up. Listen. Do what he says. Don’t debate it. Don’t think about it. For Fucks Sake, don’t blog about it. Don’t ask the girls on the internet chat channel and forum what you should be feeling about what he told you to do. Don’t post it on a FetLife group. Don’t consult your horoscope, his horoscope, or the tarot. Just DO what HE says you should Do. Preferably, you should try to do what he says when he says you should do it.

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Pleasing an owner is the easiest part of slavery. It’s three steps. Deal with the inner workings and spirituality and the other Oprah and Eckhart Tolle parts of slavery on your own time. I know we’re supposed to care about the spiritual shit. I got the memo, but to be honest, I’ve never felt the need to ponder about the spiritual workings and inner epiphanies of my slavery while sucking Master’s cock. That’s what my free time is for. When he’s asleep I can do ALL of that. And I do. I have journals for days on the spiritual side of my service. I have to remember though, that’s my thing. That’s not his thing.

When he’s awake and when he’s around, it’s Step One. Step Two, Step Three.

And guess what? That Man of mine is PLEASED. He’ll even tell perfect STRANGERS how pleased he is! He tells me constantly how pleased he is. “Kitten, You please me so much.” I hear it like 5 times a day and I EARN IT. All I have to do is Shut up, Listen, and do what he says.

Pleased? I’ll bet he is!

Thanks to Kaya for the link.

This detail from an old War Horrors strokebook cover (Slaves of The War Sheik) is so over-the-top, it’s downright funny. Two guys with guns (wearing camo and turbans) are butt-fucking one bondage blonde (they even have her “over a barrel”) while the other one watches worriedly:

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