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I swear, I don’t know why guys buy Fleshlights and the like in a world that has these in it:

Seriously.

Yes, this is some kinky shit. But do you think it’s hard to find women who enjoy kinky shit like this? Truly it is not. In fact — especially once you get out of the “sweet young thang” demographic where the girls haven’t figured out what they want yet and are still getting more offers than they know how to handle — it’s my sense there are more kinky women than men.

Anyway, spidergag blowjob is awesome blowjob. Can get messy — a lot of women drool like hell and can’t really swallow effectively — but so what? All the best sex is messy.

Picture is from Wired Pussy.

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• Nika Noire In Chains
• Spider Gagged In Chains
• Ode To The Spider Gag
• Spider Gag Bondage Blowjob
• Ominous Bondage Photo

Sometimes the funniest thing about Tumblr sites is the captions:

So, I says, “Woman!” I says. “Woman, make me some damn biscuits!” But does she make me some damn biscuits? No, she does not. Instead, she gives me trouble. So I tied her to the bedpost and went to work. She was mad all right, mad as hell. But she’s cute when she’s like that. And tomorrow? Tomorrow, she’ll make me my damn biscuits!

This is a scene from her recent move Salt, which I quite enjoyed. She kicks quite a bit of ass, but right here she’s having what seems to be a low point:

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• Christina Ricci In Chains
• Ann Sheridan Handcuffed
• Catherine Deneuve's Bondage Humiliation
• Maggie Gyllenhaal In Handcuffs
• Titanic The Way It Should Have Been

Here’s Christine, talking about the fun she had taking pink fuzzy handcuffs through security on her way home from Amsterdam:

But then I saw it – the perfect souvenir! A pair of pink, fuzzy handcuffs!

They were so cute! So Barbie-doll pink! So soft and fuzzy! I had to have them. I slapped a few Guilders down on the sticky counter and giggled like a silly schoolgirl.

Now, remember I said that I pack light, right? I hate checking luggage – it’s time consuming, and my bags always end up in Oklahoma or some remote destination. Well, even though I was in graduate school, I am not always the brightest bulb in the room. I put those pink fuzzy handcuffs in my backpack with my clothes and yes, I went through security with them, intending to bring the bag with me on the plane.

Naturally, the hottest Dutch man was working the security point that day. He put my bag through, smirked, and then ran my back through the X-ray machine again. He called over another security-buddy of his, who just happened to be the second-hottest Dutch man I’ve ever seen. He looked at the screen, and then looked at me. Looked at the screen. Back at me. He started laughing.

I thought I was going to die from humiliation.

They called over not one, not two, but three more security officials – all men. All hot. They couldn’t contain their laughter. I think one guy started crying from the laughter. I wanted to crawl into my backpack and die.

Eventually they opened my bag and pulled out the pink fuzzy handcuffs. All the people held up in line behind me started tittering

It gets better…eventually they let her on to the airplane with them, and she winds up threatening a major celebrity with them. Or so she says.

I’m not entirely sure what he’s doing to her back there, but she’s clearly given up all resistance and is now groovin’ to it:

From Society SM.

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• Sawhorse Love

It’s that time of the week again! I’ve been doing a lot of Flickr diving this time:

• The way I read this picture, the guy took his slave girlfriend out for a leashed stroll around the neighborhood. She looks French to me, maybe, and I’m thinking she gave him some Parisian attitude. Whatever, she’s pissed now. And he’s let her know there’s punishment coming as soon as they get home…
• Bondage blowjobs used to be rare on the internets, now they are not. But bondage blowjobs while the girls is getting spanked at the same time? These are still rare.
• Talk about a good bondage sex caning. She’s on her knees, tied there, gagged. Ass up, waiting. And covered in the good welts, the ones where the edges are a different color than the middle. The ones that are fun to finger while you do the old in-out in-out, because she squirms and moves a little every time you touch them.
• From Flickr: Two girls in straitjackets being taunted by nurses.
• Old school bondage: Here’s Bettie Page spanking a tied up and gagged cutie.
• A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a picnic basket, and thou…all tied up. It’s a bondage picnic all right!
• When you’ve got a woman locked into your pillory, what could be more natural than to shove a big long…pickle…into her mouth?
• Another Flickr find. Just a pretty woman blindfolded, with suggestively pouty lips.
• Charlie’s Angels? All shackled together by the wrist like they were on a chain gang? I don’t remember that scene being in the show. I must have missed that episode.
• Dunk tanks are fun. They’re even more fun when the dunkee is in a wire cage and can’t escape her inevitable fate! ( Pic1 Pic2 Splash! )
• A girl, in some obvious pain, is riding one of those wooden bondage horses with the triangular upper edge. It’s wet. Is it her drool (she’s gagged) or her arousal juices?
• This is a genuine Flickr find: a cute girl in a a pillory that’s actually being used. As in, she’s really locked in (no holes so big she can take her hands out) and she’s covered in squashed tomato bits, looking a bit the worse for wear.
• A handcuffed bride in the car on her way to the honeymoon. The ball gag is around her neck but not in her mouth … maybe she’s expected to provide some oral service along the way?
• An amateur bondage shot of a peaceful topless girl kneeling with her wrists roped above her head.
• Of Flickr: Fully clothed, a simple rope bondage chest harness and a blindfold. Simple and pretty.
• Pretty black girl on Flickr giving you the crazy eye from inside her own stylish hand-made strait jacket — it takes all kinds to make a world!
• From deep deep in the Spanking Blog archives: can you imagine what would happen to the cartoon character Daria if she wound up on Gor with her big sarcastic mouth? Let’s just say it involves an x-frame and a bullwhip…
• She’s getting a spanking on Folsom Street, but what caught my eye was the extremely tight padlocked chain around her waist.
• Her arms and legs are duct taped together so she’s a half-mummy. And she’s laying in the grass having beer and picnic garbage and filth hurled on her. Initiation hazing gone bad? Or heavy public humiliation scene?

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• Friday Bondage Links Cornucopia #3
• Friday Bondage Links Cornucopia #2
• Friday Bondage Links Cornucopia #1

The theme for the 2010 Halloween sale from The Stockroom is: “You’ll DIE over our slashed prices!”

Featured prominently is their famous butt hook, or as they more primly and accurately label it, the Steel Vaginal-Anal Hook:

I wonder if there’s ever been a pirate who had one these for his prosthetic hand? There’s your Halloween costume sorted right there…

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• The Butt Hook is IN
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• More Butt Hook Bondage