Hitchhiker has written a hilarious song/poem mocking that certain sort of BDSM personal ad by the “Dom” who, one suspects, is still living in his parent’s basement dungeon. Tiny excerpt:
I’ll be firm, I’ll be kind
All your needs I’ll keep in mind
From emotional to sexual
(What do you mean, “intellectual”?)
Like a flower you can bloom
You’ll have lots of growing room
Though of course your independence you must waive….
Thanks to Mistress Matisse for the link.
What’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Why, a cageful of monkeys! Or so reports Mistress Matisse (with a picture and more pictures to prove it). Looks very entertaining to me. Caged heat, indeed!
You know how stage magicians are always putting their pretty assistants into padlocked boxes, or chaining them up? Apparently some of them like to practice; it seems Penn (of Penn & Teller) has a bondage dungeon right off his bedroom.
And did we mention the bondage room off the master suite?
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Just off Jillette’s leopard-themed bedroom (which he shares with his privacy-preferring girlfriend) is a mirrored walk-in closet whose centerpiece is a harness suspended from the ceiling. There are some whips, a few restraints and a one-way mirror to check for intruders.
“Actually,” he adds, “there are a few rooms here I really can’t show you at all.”
Thanks to Mistress Matisse for spotting the link.
There are limits to what duct tape can accomplish. But within those limits, it’s very useful:
You can't fix stupid with duct tape.
You can, however, make it a lot QUIETER.
— mistressmatisse (@mistressmatisse) April 24, 2016
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