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This is really an elaborate (if whimsical) medieval bondage punishment. This pitiful unfortunate has been shackled into a chair with his legs stretched out by a heavy ball-and-chain so that a parrot (also a tethered captive, though I would hesitate to use the word “tame” under the circumstances) can eat his penis:

Bummer!

The artwork is said to come from Le chansonnier de Zeghere van Male (which is a Wikipedia-notable songbook). It dates to 1542.

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Hipponax was a Greek poet who lived 500 years before the Christian era. You think the Marquis de Sade had a dirty mind? Well you’re right, but Hipponax was right up there with him. Supposedly he was so offensive he got thrown out of Ephesos and wound up begging for a living in the city of Klazomenai. Here’s his The Miseries of Poetry, as translated from the Greek by Alexandra Papaditsas and Kent Johnson:

In Lydian tone she said, “Come hither, I will plug up
your tight asshole.” And she beat my egg sack with a sprig
of lilac as if I were a satyr. I fell backwards, breathing
heavy, and caught there by writhing vines I suffered
torture times two, and then some: A dried rose stem
lashed my man-tits; someone smeared me with cow’s
shit, and then my ass started stinking like Hades.
Dung beetles came, sucked there by the fetid
gook, like roan-filled flies. Bugs with their alphabet-eating
sounds: They covered me and shoved inward, burrowed
deep, filing their teeth without pity on my bones.

I hurt so bad, I might as well have had the Pygelian plague.

It might have been a fun date, right up until that bitch Poetry brought out the dung and the beetles…

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Are you a fan of sticking things (that are just a smidgeon too big to fit) into tight little wet holes that aren’t used to having things stuck in ’em?

You know you are. And if so, this set of urethral sounds might be just the toy for you:

Here’s what The Stockroom has to say about these toys:

The Stretcha Urethral Sounds Kit is a set that includes fourteen different urethral sounding tools that are each 8 inches long. The tools in this set start very small and go all the way through extra large. Called the Stretcha set because you can literally, eventually, stretch the urethra quite a lot. These dilating instruments are constructed from high quality stainless steel, and are great for medical play and urethral stimulation, but not recommended unless under the guidance of a trained expert.

14 urethral sounds total make up this Stretcha Kit, and they range in 14 graduating sizes of instrument that have 2 different sized useable ends. That means you get 28 different sized insertable ends, because every separate device is a 2 in 1. Sizes are from smallest: 1-2, through largest: 25-26 (1mm to 26mm total).

These stainless steel sounds are 8 inches in length and double ended, one end being 1mm larger than the other end. Sized in millimeters of diameter, every instrument has both sizes engraved on it and there are 14 different graduating sizes. Double ended with a general overall slender S shape, each tool is hollow stainless steel and closed ended.

Of course this is only one tiny sample of the vast array of urethral sounds, dilators, and plugs that the Stockroom has to offer.

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I was a little surprised to see The Stockroom selling two varieties of “Penis Enlarger Systems”, because The Stockroom typically sells quality stuff that does what it says on the tin, and as all wise men know, mechanical penis enlarger devices don’t really work. Oh, sure — they make your dick longer while it’s stretched in the machine, but, sadly, your Mr. Happy will bounce back to normal dimensions as soon as you turn it loose. But here they are, the Maxman Penis Enlarger System and the very similar ProExtender Penis Enlarger System. WTF is up with that?

As soon as I clicked through, all became clear. As penis growers, these things surely will fail. But as torture racks for extended dick-yanking, they appear to be well-designed. And since The Stockroom routinely sells every sort of device for tormenting penises, these items fit right into the lineup.

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• Nut Crusher

As a man who wants his nuts handled with the greatest of gentle care, I really can’t be seen approving of items like this. And yet, it scores a full 100% on the “cool gear” score:

It’s the Nut Crusher from The Stockroom, and you’ve got to be amused by the “simple instructions for use”:

This supremely sturdy steel CBT device is designed to hold the balls in place while you turn the screw to apply pressure. Even the threat of such a squeezing is likely to cause a wince in the hardest of subs, and this heavy duty apparatus is more than capable of backing up any threats you care to make.

Simple instructions for use:

1) Unscrew the bottom ring on the flask using the included allen wrenches, and insert testicles.

2) Re-attach the ring, trapping the balls in the flask portion of the device.

3) Turn the vise screw slowly clockwise, until desired pressure is obtained by lowering the crushing press.

4) Watch them squirm!

2016 update: No longer sold. But there is a different model ball crusher available still.

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Bondage links o-rama, baby!

• She’s chained, mostly naked, to a wooden post, during a snow storm. Chilly!
• Sometimes the simplest things are best. Tits, in rope bondage. No more, no less, just bound tits. Gotta love it.
• She’s just a skinny little cheerleader, roped and duct taped on the bathroom floor. And she looks a little bit scared…
• You know what’s scary about the midwest? It’s that those endless acres of tall corn, they can be hiding anything! There’s no telling what a depraved farmer gets up to when he dismounts his tractor, and nobody ever goes down between the rows to check up on him, either.
• You know we like winter bondage here at Bondage Blog … there’s nothing like shivering to make a slavegirl eager to please. But this week, Spanking Blog has posted a winter bondage picture that also includes breast caning. Can you imagine how much more that must sting, on cold skin?
• She’s face down, ass up, blindfolded, with her hands handcuffed behind her back and well out of the way. In a word, she’s ready for date night.
• If my eyes do not deceive me, it’s Rick Savage who has this beauty shackled and blindfolded and grabbed by the hair.
• I assume this is an art photo but it looks gritty and real and poorly lit. He took her out into the plaza (somewhere in Europe, looks like) and handcuffed her to the lamp post before starting to bone her from behind.
• The spider gag keeps Lorelei Lee’s mouth open while her entire upper body is drenched in cum. Can you say, bondage bukkake? I knew you could!
• This is a nice animated .gif in about 4-5 frames: a woman wearing a posture collar sucks dick, as her master uses the chain on her collar to control her up-and-down head movements.
• You know that nifty little physics-demonstrator desk toy, with the five hanging steel balls, where you pull one out to the side and let it fall, and it transfers its inertia through the three middle balls and sends the fifth one flying up and out? Now imagine scaling it up, and using suspended slavegirls instead of little steel balls. Fun!
• This is as simple as bondage gets. Handcuffs on her ankles. Handcuffs on her wrists. A blindfold. She’s yours.
• Your male bondage moment: the slave was ill-behaved and his master was out of beer money, so the slave got put out on the sidewalk, in bondage, to collect some spare change.
• Yowza and zap! This is one wired slavegirl. Her wrists are taped to mercury switches, so that when she can’t keep them perfectly still and outstretched (which is sheer agony after just a few moments for most of us) the current zaps her boobs and pussy. Is it any wonder she looks anxious?
• Just another hopeless slave girl, chained to the wall in just another faceless dungeon.
• Four comicbook-style views of the same blonde getting whipped while suspended. Crack!
• Small tits, tightly roped. You’d think she would be annoyed, but she is clearly loving it.
• This one is for the submissive men out there and for the people who love to hurt them: his balls are in a wooden stocks device, and somebody has shoved a piece of peeled ginger up his ass. All we need is a cattle prod and a cigar, and his life will be complete!
• Old school amateur bondage here: a gag, a tight tight collar chained to something up high to keep her on her toes, clothesline bondage, and clothespins on her generous bosoms. Who needs innovation?
• This cute college girl has been double-handcuffed to the stair railings by her new “friends”. She’s laughing like mad, because she doesn’t know they’re about to cut off her shirt with a pair of scissors, or that thirty sorority sisters gathering around have each been issued a long green willow switch…

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