A Careful Soldier Enjoys His Anal Captive

It’s been a long war, and this soldier is a survivor. He knows the phrase “caught with your pants down” is not just a metaphor. So when he takes advantage of a lull in the fighting to indulge those certain prerogatives that soldiers in most armies have historically enjoyed, he makes sure he’s ready to fight again on a moment’s notice. His pants are carefully hung on a nearby branch, his gear stays on his back, and he put his boots back on. If he had to, he could grab the pants and go in a moment: