I Have A Suggestion Or Two
So I saw this blog post in somebody’s auto-updated Blogspot sidebar. Title was:
How Do You Clean A Girl Scout?
It turned out to be a tiny bit of a let-down — it’s a post by a sex educator about moral philosophy and the concept of purity as manifested in current public politics. Was I maybe thinking it would be something more like this? Or this? Or this or this or this or this or this? Or maybe this and this and this and this? Surely nothing like this or this or this or this!
Of course not … that would be wrong. And dirty.
I may be a heterosexual male, but dude, I want to have, like, a million of your babies. Knock me up good.
I like it when one of the blogs I read mentions another blog I read despite seeming completely unrelated. Makes the internet feel like a smaller and cozier place.