A Desperate Need For Handcuffs

Wouldn’t it be easier to get new handcuffs than to send this awkward text?

Since you haven’t talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I’m going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.

Seen on Texts From Last Night.

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