Bondage Word Problem

If it takes one slave girl with a toothbrush six hours to clean eight urinals, and it take four slave girls with four toothbrushes three hours to clean 16 urinals, how long will it take two slavegirls with one toothbrush and one riding crop to clean three urinals?

slave girls cleaning the men\'s bathroom

Apparently it was too much higher maths for the good people at The Upper Floor, so they resorted to empiricism.

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2 comments on “Bondage Word Problem”:

phoenix commented on June 9th, 2010 at 4:32 pm:

higher maths nothing! That works out to about 45 minutes per urinal if you put it in terms of slavegirl-toothbrush-hours, then you get time per urinal. It seems as if we have one slavegirl-toothbrush-hours here, but that some sort of function will have to be applied to account for the speed increase due to the crop. Let’s say crop(x){x*y} and put y at 0.6 for the time being to reduce the time taken by 40% or so.

I put it at just over an hour for all three with the speed increase. So give her 45 or 50 minutes for the task and set about enjoying the afternoon. Then we can increment y for further empirical testing.

SPAZ commented on June 10th, 2010 at 1:16 am:

I was hoping there would be no math questions.

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