Vacuum-Packed Pussy

Remember the vacuum-packed girls of 1939? It turns out they got reprised in an ancient and terrible science fiction movie starring Sean Connery. Per Erectus:

naked girls sealed in vacuum bags -- handy!

Yes, that’s Sean Connery in the infamous movie Zardoz. I’ve heard of the movie, but how come nobody told me it featured vacuum-packed pussy? Talk about all the modern conveniences!

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