Bondage Games In The Kitchen

This is a bawdy old story with just a bit of mild bondage in it:

A certain judge, who kept many servants, was reading, one evening, in his study, when he heard a hell of a noise coming from the kitchen.

He rang for the butler and questioned him as to the cause of the commotion. The butler replied: “I beg your pardon, your honor, but we were enjoying ourselves playing a new game.”

The judge, of course, demanded to know the game. “Well, your honor, we blindfolded all the kitchen maids, and then we’d catch them one by one, fuck them, and make them guess who it was.”

“Indeed!” said the scandalized judge. “I’ll not have any more such immoral nonsense taking place in my house. You must stop it at once. But what was the cause of the great uproar I just heard coming from my kitchen?”

“Well, your honor, it’s like this. We blindfolded the cook and stuck a rolling-pin up her ass. And she guessed it was you!”

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