Pleasing Your Master: Three Step Program

Kitten in Chains has posted an excellent three step program:

Step One to pleasing your Master:


Yes. Stop talking. Hush your mouth. Stop speaking. That is the very first step in pleasing your Master.

Step Two:


Listening is different from hearing. Listen to what he says. Get in there. Hear the words and retain them. Really listen. And if you want to say something while he’s talking? Refer back to STEP ONE.

Step Three:

The Last and I think most important step in pleasing your Master is this simple phrase. This action should come directly after LISTENING.


She accompanies this with commentary, much of it both true and hilarious to this longtime blogger, who’s read more whinings by angst-y slavegirls than he cares to remember:

That’s it. Shut up. Listen. Do what he says. Don’t debate it. Don’t think about it. For Fucks Sake, don’t blog about it. Don’t ask the girls on the internet chat channel and forum what you should be feeling about what he told you to do. Don’t post it on a FetLife group. Don’t consult your horoscope, his horoscope, or the tarot. Just DO what HE says you should Do. Preferably, you should try to do what he says when he says you should do it.

Pleasing an owner is the easiest part of slavery. It’s three steps. Deal with the inner workings and spirituality and the other Oprah and Eckhart Tolle parts of slavery on your own time. I know we’re supposed to care about the spiritual shit. I got the memo, but to be honest, I’ve never felt the need to ponder about the spiritual workings and inner epiphanies of my slavery while sucking Master’s cock. That’s what my free time is for. When he’s asleep I can do ALL of that. And I do. I have journals for days on the spiritual side of my service. I have to remember though, that’s my thing. That’s not his thing.

When he’s awake and when he’s around, it’s Step One. Step Two, Step Three.

And guess what? That Man of mine is PLEASED. He’ll even tell perfect STRANGERS how pleased he is! He tells me constantly how pleased he is. “Kitten, You please me so much.” I hear it like 5 times a day and I EARN IT. All I have to do is Shut up, Listen, and do what he says.

Pleased? I’ll bet he is!

Thanks to Kaya for the link.

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4 comments on “Pleasing Your Master: Three Step Program”:

slave d. commented on October 23rd, 2008 at 4:13 am:

Amen. When I met my last boyfriend, he made it clear right away that I was to open my mouth when spoken to or to receive his cock.

nymph commented on October 23rd, 2008 at 6:31 am:

well said….if you’re going to be in a role then play it correctly.

Kitten commented on October 23rd, 2008 at 2:08 pm:

Thanks so much for the mention! I like keeping it simple. Master says, I listen, then act. It’s easy. That has nothing to do with being a doormat or being less of a smart ass. It just means there’s a time for everything and that includes the time to be silent, listen, and act accordingly.

Rope Guy commented on October 23rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm:

Kitten, you’re welcome!

I liked your post because of its implicit recognition of gender differences. We men really are simpler in some ways, or at least, have simpler needs. And there’s a reason we invented ball gags, gawddammit! ;-)

Living as I do with a smart, verbal, somewhat submissive woman, I am real clear that a woman can be as submissive as she chooses without being in any way a doormat. But if she’s gonna, she’s gotta. There are women out there who’d rather talk about it than do it, which is why I found your blog post so entertaining and useful.

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