Titanium Chastity Device With No Key?

Er, with all due apologies to The Sicilian, I think this fellow has committed one of the three classic mistakes. The first of which is, never play with locking sex toys until you’ve LAID HANDS ON your bloody keys!

Man cut free from S&M chastity belt by firemen

Firefighters had to cut a man out of a titanium chastity belt intended for sex games last week.

Crews from Kingston fire station were called to the red-faced man’s home in Ham at about 11pm on June 27 after he had spent all day trying to free himself from the device.

It took about 45 minutes for firefighters to release the man, believed to be in his 40s, from the structure. By this time he had slipped in and out of consciousness due to the pressure of the chastity belt on his genitals.

Crew manager Brennan Healey, from the fire station, said the man, of average build, had put the two-piece device on in the morning but then realised he did not have a key to open it.

His girlfriend was out of the house when he put it on but returned to find him trapped in the belt and realised she did not have the key either.

“He was very embarrassed about the situation. He was very apologetic and seemed to be wishing he wasn’t there,” said Mr Healey. “He seemed like a nice guy who found himself in a predicament he didn’t want to be in.

“He had put a dressing gown over him but apart from that he only had the chastity belt on.

“He’d spent all day trying to get it off and was at his last tether.”

Three machines were needed to cut through the titanium.

“The man had lots of swelling in his genital area,” said Mr Healey. “It took a long time to release him because he was in a lot of pain, and we needed to give him oxygen.

“Firefighter Simon Mitchell did a great job and was especially hands on. When he was released we called the London Ambulance Service who took him to hospital, but he seemed much better by then.

“His girlfriend initially seemed to find it funny but became more concerned as his condition got worse.

“I think the man wanted to use it as part of an S&M sex game with his girlfriend.

“I presumed he and his girlfriend used that sort of thing a lot – they didn’t seem phased by it.

“From the inside of their house you wouldn’t know they were into that sort of thing – they didn’t have any shackles or anything! But then again, I didn’t see their bedroom.

“He didn’t want to be in that situation. That sort of thing is all right behind closed doors but when it’s out in the open it’s a different matter.

“He was very grateful and relieved by the time we left.

“It wasn’t the usual type of job we get called to!”

Surprisingly sympathetic press coverage actually, with far less prudish sensationalism than you’d get in any US newspaper.

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7 comments on “Titanium Chastity Device With No Key?”:

petblu commented on July 13th, 2008 at 2:27 pm:

But they forgot the most important detail.. where the heck do you get a titanium chastity belt?

Paradiddle commented on July 15th, 2008 at 3:39 am:

I very much doubt if there is a titanium chastity device in the market. If it was fastened by a padlock this would have been easy to cut off.

Rope Guy commented on July 15th, 2008 at 9:49 am:

Hey, google is your friend, guys. I found at least two manufacturers of titanium chastity belts in about thirty seconds of searching. Don’t doubt this one.

Padlocks are often hardened against standard cutting tools. Obviously the Fire And Rescue has tools to get through anything, but it’s very tricky to apply the necessary force in close proximity to swollen genitals. That’s never easy.

Dan commented on June 22nd, 2010 at 4:02 am:

“Firefighter Simon Mitchell did a great job and was especially hands on.”

John commented on February 10th, 2013 at 11:27 am:

I can get a hardened padlock off in thirty seconds: heat it with a plumbers’ torch, then spray it with liquid nitrogen or A/C refrigerant. It will shatter like glass.

Rope Guy commented on February 10th, 2013 at 7:08 pm:

If it’s locked around somebody’s dick at the time, I’ll wager he won’t thank you.

SpiderBob commented on January 22nd, 2017 at 1:12 pm:

I have a Titanium cage and it’s made to were if u lost the key, the head of the screw/lock has two holes and I take a fork and remove a few points off leaving just 2 sticking out, shove them in the screw head and turn till the screw comes out!

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