March 22nd, 2005
Gor Chatroom Spoof (I Think)
Here’s a spoof (I think and devoutly hope) of the homepage for a Gorean chatroom, complete with its own set of silly kajira dances:
Sorority Party Dance
The slave lies underneath a big paga keg with her mouth open. Then she stand up and rip off her flimsy camisk xposing her vulnerable feminineness for all to see. She howls to the three moons which are really one moon but she’s been drinking so much that it looks like three: I’m soooooooooooooooo drunk! Then she falls over.
Like the man says, “No gamers!”
You have no idea how often I see gorean websites and chats with all these roleplaying rules and then in the end say “this is for lifestyle goreans only”. I mean come on folks where the hell is the tarn. Can I take him out of the garage and fly him around the city? lol
Seriously though, not all goreans are of the roll playing scene. Not claiming to be gor, or even practice gor, however there are people out there who follow it from the heart, not the chat.
That is some funny shit. I especially liked the “online collaring ceremony”