Bondage Conversation…With Mom?

From the forums at Bondage.com comes this funny gem of a phone conversation:

Mom Oh, you bought another stick? I hope she cracks YOU with it once or twice.

Me Never happen. I’ll tie her up first.

Mom ..

Me Mom?

Mom Have you?

Me What? Have I what?

Mom Have you tied anyone up?

Me Lots. It’s fun.

Mom For who?

Me Me.

Mom What about her?

Me I don’t know. Most times she’s still passed out from the drugs.

Mom That’s NOT funny!

Me Ok ok, yes. It’s fun for both. Why?

Mom How tight?

Me Tight as you like, and tight as he can stand. Make sure you can pull one end to undo it. And keep a razor knife close by in case you have to cut the poor bastard loose.

Mom Well I was thinking about it. He’d really look cute that way. And he says he likes it.

Me So cocoon him and enjoy it mom. Look, I gotta go ok?

Thanks to Spanking Blog for the link.

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