Kinksters and Their Kids

Every kinky person of a certain age knows the perils of trying to have a little bedroom fun without the kids catching on. Too often, it doesn’t work, and the results can be pretty amusing. Hence this email funny that’s currently circulating:

Your Kids Might Have Inherited Your Kink If:

The neighbors complain that your kids do full
body cavity searches when playing cops and
robbers.

Your son uses Twizzlers as floggers.

You go in the playroom and find an interrogation
chair built entirely of Legos.

You come home and find them tickling a bound
and gagged baby-sitter.

Your son wants to know when he’ll get his allowance,
because he needs to pay his tab at the hardware
store.

You tell your daughter she’s too old to spank, and
she assures you she isn’t.

You yell to your daughter to do her chores, and
she answers she’s tied up right now… and she
really is tied up.

Your three year old is strutting around with
clothes-pins hanging off her tongue.

Their favorite game is Cowboy and Dominatrix.

Your son earned his merit badge in tying knots…
twelve times.

You notice his G.I. Joe has Barbie on a leash.

You bought a clothes dryer because every time
your kids went out to play, the clothesline and
clothespins vanished.

They made a violet wand for their science fair.

You ask your son to walk the dog, and later notice
the dog’s still home, but the leash and your
daughter aren’t.

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