So start with lathering her butt cheeks with shaving cream. The razor? A somewhat old-fashioned safety razor with no blade in it. But of course, she does not know that there is no razor blade. So she holds herself VERY still as you scrape off the foam with the razor.

Then after she is toweled clean, you say, “This is going to sting.” That’s when she sees the bottle of after-shave in your hand. Her eyes go wide.

I wonder what she thinks when instead of the stinging she expected she just feels a cool sensation. Is it relief? Or disappointment?