For The Improvement Of Her Blowjobs

A proposition from Twitter that I find very plausible:


I’ve actually got one of those training shock collars for dogs, but it turns out that it’s a hard limit for The Not-So-Lucky Girl, so we probably won’t be trying this.

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9 comments on “For The Improvement Of Her Blowjobs”:

Pat Powers commented on September 1st, 2012 at 8:33 pm:

Let’s see, I put shock collar on sub, she gives me blowjob, I take exception to her technique and shock her. She clenches her teeth. AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!

(Disclaimer: I have never used a shock collar, this just seems logical, and, well … amusing.

Cardy commented on September 1st, 2012 at 8:35 pm:

Errr, wait, what? You’d want to administer an electric shock to your sub, causing her to clench all her muscles (including jaw muscles) while your unit is between her teeth? Seriously?

Cardy commented on September 1st, 2012 at 8:37 pm:

HA! Pat Powers’ comment was not yet there while I was typing mine, but I see we are in agreement on this.

Pat Powers commented on September 1st, 2012 at 8:53 pm:

Great minds think alike!

Rope Guy commented on September 1st, 2012 at 9:05 pm:

More training is the answer, gentlemen…

John commented on September 1st, 2012 at 9:31 pm:

…or a spider gag.

MigMit commented on September 2nd, 2012 at 1:15 am:

Ehm… wouldn’t electricity bite your penis too?

Rope Guy commented on September 2nd, 2012 at 5:27 am:

People, have you ever played with a dog training collar? The shock is sharp and painful but very very very very brief; it’s also adjustable with a dial from one to ten, which my senses parse as “can’t feel it” at one, “ouch” at five and six, “shit please don’t do that again” at seven, and “I’m too chicken to push the button if I turn this up one more notch” at eight or nine.” (Presumably if somebody else has the button that’s more like “please master I’ll do what you say don’t hit that button again I promise shit OWCH!”)

It’s powered with a couple of button watch batteries. There isn’t a shock powerful enough to bleed away from the point of the electrodes or to trigger muscular contractions anywhere. What the person does voluntarily in reaction to the shock is, of course, only as predictable as however good you are at predicting it.

Bear in mind too: there are more places to put a dog collar than around a neck.

Japanese Slaver commented on September 9th, 2012 at 1:02 pm:

RE: “She clenches her teeth” – There are gags that will hold the mouth open so she cannot bite.

RE: “wouldn’t electricity bite your penis too” – Stand on a rubber mat, but make sure the slave is earthed, that way the electricity runs down through the slave’s body, not through you.

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