A Fairy Tale For Valentines Day
“Once upon a time there was a beautiful virgin princess in an ivory tower. Handsome prince after handsome prince knelt before her and begged for her hand. “What a bunch of pussies!” she thought.
Then one day an evil duke kidnapped her and dressed her in rags and chains. He took her to his dungeon where she was branded and tortured.
And they lived happily ever after.”
— by Snidely Whiplash
