Put Your Penis On The Rack!

I was a little surprised to see The Stockroom selling two varieties of “Penis Enlarger Systems”, because The Stockroom typically sells quality stuff that does what it says on the tin, and as all wise men know, mechanical penis enlarger devices don’t really work. Oh, sure — they make your dick longer while it’s stretched in the machine, but, sadly, your Mr. Happy will bounce back to normal dimensions as soon as you turn it loose. But here they are, the Maxman Penis Enlarger System and the very similar ProExtender Penis Enlarger System. WTF is up with that?

As soon as I clicked through, all became clear. As penis growers, these things surely will fail. But as torture racks for extended dick-yanking, they appear to be well-designed. And since The Stockroom routinely sells every sort of device for tormenting penises, these items fit right into the lineup.

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