Hilarious Personal Ad

Sister slave wanted:

I’m in the market for one of those sister-slave things that people keep talking about.

You don’t even have to be bi. I’m not after your pussy. I’m after your domestic goddess-ness.

You’ll have to cook and clean. Not all the time. Just sometimes. I’ll help.

You’ll have to fuck him. Not all the time. Just sometimes. I’ll help with that, too.

You’ll have to be the anal girl. All the time. ~nods~

Requirements:

*Looks: Uglier than me
*Age: Older than me
*Weight: Fatter than me
*Height: Taller than me so you can reach the stuff on the high shelves
*Smarts: Meh. Who cares. I’m not in this for your conversational skillz.
*Sexual talents: Worse than mine, except for anal. Excel in that area plz.

Perks:

Um…

~crickets~

I’m sure we’ll come up with something.

The line starts to the left. Don’t crowd.

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2 comments on “Hilarious Personal Ad”:

Collarsmith commented on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:51 am:

Did you know that there’s a ‘we love kaya’ fangroup on fetlife? It’s stuff like this that keeps it going.

Rope Guy commented on June 23rd, 2011 at 1:59 pm:

Sadly, Fetlife doesn’t exist for me, because nothing is linkable from the outside internet. For a blogger, stuff you can’t link to might as well not exist.

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