The Hospitable Man
Found at The Pleasure Principle:
I met NinjaMan at a Halloween party where I went as a prison girl. He asked, “Where’s your hand-cuffs?” I said, “Oh this outfit came with shackles but I forgot them.” NinjaMan said, “I’ll be right back” and he dashed away. He returned a few minutes later with real hand-cuffs and real shackles.
Now, ain’t that downright hospitable?
Oh yes! It is quite hospitable. He kept me with him for an hour (really what choice did I have). He said, he could not go off and leave me, “…in those 6-inch heels and shackled ankles if you tried to get away you could fall flat on your face.”
So see, he in kind and considerate too :D
Hedone
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