Open Mouth, Insert…

I swear, I don’t know why guys buy Fleshlights and the like in a world that has these in it:

a spider gag in a ready mouth means it must be blowjob time!

Seriously.

Yes, this is some kinky shit. But do you think it’s hard to find women who enjoy kinky shit like this? Truly it is not. In fact — especially once you get out of the “sweet young thang” demographic where the girls haven’t figured out what they want yet and are still getting more offers than they know how to handle — it’s my sense there are more kinky women than men.

Anyway, spidergag blowjob is awesome blowjob. Can get messy — a lot of women drool like hell and can’t really swallow effectively — but so what? All the best sex is messy.

Picture is from Wired Pussy.

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5 comments on “Open Mouth, Insert…”:

Jaded commented on May 12th, 2011 at 11:19 am:

‘I swear, I don’t know why guys buy Fleshlights and the like in a world that has these in it’

Because Fleshlights don’t care if you’re fat, or ugly, or socially dysfunctional?

Rope Guy commented on May 12th, 2011 at 12:04 pm:

I have a more benign view of the world than you do. No matter how fat, ugly, or socially dysfunctional you might be, somewhere out there there’s somebody who will love you anyway and let you tie them up for nefarious nasty purposes.

Jaded commented on May 12th, 2011 at 1:30 pm:

We’ll have to agree to disagree then. Regardless, I apologise for totally harshing your buzz – feel free to scrap this and my previous comment.

Rope Guy commented on May 12th, 2011 at 1:48 pm:

Naw, they do no harm. There’s just so many unhappy lonely people out there, I like to make sure I don’t do anything here on this blog that discourages them.

Jaded commented on May 12th, 2011 at 4:22 pm:

‘I like to make sure I don’t do anything here on this blog that discourages them’

‘… but in real life I poke them with sticks! Take that, uggos!’.

Everyone needs a hobby.

Anyway, in hindsight, I came across as a right tit. I think you’d be doing everyone a favour if you committed my comments to the great bit bucket in the sky.

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