February 14th, 2008
A Shadow Slaves Valentine
Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be all hearts and flowers and chocolate. Sometimes the Shadow Slaves way is better — just take her out into the spring woodlands where all the furry forest creatures frolic among the new blossoms, throw her over some handy logs, stretch out her hands and feet with rope and some rusty iron stakes you find laying about, tear away what’s left of her panty hose, and have fun!
What, she says she wants flowers?
Well, look! There are some flowers, right there, about two feet in front of where her face meets the dirt, and about a foot to the left! “You have any other objections, slave?”
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Wow! She’s a lucky girl - I’m jealous. Of course, where I am at there is 3 feet of snow… but come Spring, this is definitely going to be on my mind!