Another Thing Bondage Is Good For
Honeymoon bondage banter:
Quoth the Newleywed Husband, leafing through a furniture catalog whilst lounging on a new, plush mattress: I think we should get a four-post frame for the bed.
Newleywed Wife, glancing at the picture Hubby is referencing: Really? What drew you to that idea?
Hubby: Well, the new bed is so much bigger than the old one. We at least need a headboard to anchor it. I like the finish on this one. Besides, then I could handcuff you to it.
Wifey, snuggling in and rubbing at his leg suggestively: Oh? I didn’t realize you were into bondage sex…
Hubby, tossing the catalog aside: The handcuffs wouldn’t be for sex. I’d use them to lock you down when I wanted to be left alone for a while.
I’m reminded of the great episode of Coupling where Jeff cuffs his girlfriend (Lou Gish) to the bedposts then accidentally swallows the key. Leaves; heads for the bar to poll his mates for ideas on what to do about it, while she lays there steaming.
I don’t remember that episode, but it does sound like a Jeff thing to do.
I wish more men liked women, which unfortunately is different to wanting sex with them.